All i want for christmas is two fat

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All i want for christmas is two fat

Damon : Craig and Day-Day. Day-Day : Ohh Damon : Just the niggas I need to see. Craig Jones : Yo, yo Triple O. Day-Day : You got out last night? Damon : I haven't seen ya'll in about 12 years, nigga. Day-Day : I know, I was little Damon : You're grown up now, though. Give a nigga a hug, dog.

All i want for christmas is two fat

Day-Day : I'm about to go Damon : [Damnon grabs Day-Day] Yeah, man. It's cool, dog.

All i want for christmas is two fat

It's cool. Come here. Yeah, right there. Damon : [Damon looks at Craig] Group hug, nigga! Day-Day : Come on, Craig! Craig Jones : What's up, dog. Damon : What's up, nigga.

All i want for christmas is two fat

Damon : It's good to be home. Day-Day : I heard. Craig Jones : [beaten up Moly walks in Barbeque restaurant] Daaaamn! Day-Day : [imitating Moly] Someone call Jones : Moly Moly : Oh, good observation, buddy. Moly : Where were you buddies, huh? Craig Jones : We was on our lunch break.

All i want for christmas is two fat

Day-Day : Trying to get something to eat, so we can secure this nasty-ass lot. Moly : Good, good, good Day-Day : Looks like somebody beat the bricks off your motherfucking ass. Moly : You are supposed to be a security guard, buddy, no? Day-Day : [pretending to be olivious] We are security, ain't that a bitch?

Craig Jones : We are security guards. I know you're in here! Day-Day : It ain't ya booty, it's ya beauty. Day-Day : All I want is two fat bitches that smell like cheeeseburgers so Chico can lick on'em, and a two year supply of rolling paper. Day-Day : You like 'cause your son is a fag?

Day-Day : You gonna make me blow this whistle, I'll clear all this shit out. Craig Jones : You can't talk to people like that. That's somebody's grandmama, fool. Day-Day : I can talk to anybody any fuckin' way I wanna talk to 'em. I'm the law around here, and I'm gonna write yo ass up for insubordination.

So let me do my job and you do yours. Top flight! Craig Jones : So all we gonna do is take it easy, make this money, you gonna watch yo temper. Day-Day : I ain't gotta watch shit.

All i want for christmas is two fat

Craig Jones : You gonna treat people right, talk to people right. You can get yo ass kicked out here real quick. Day-Day : So? I don't care nothin' about that. Don't nobody be gettin' outta hand. Craig Jones : And I ain't gettin' into no shit because of you. Craig Jones : You remedial. Day-Day : What does that mean? Craig Jones : Retarded. Day-Day : With that big ol' wolf pussy.

Day-Day : One of them said they was gonna suck my dick from the back. I'm tryin' to see what that be like! Day-Day : All want Santa Claus is two fat bitches and a bag of weed and two bag of chips to give to the fat bitches. Officer Dix : For the second time, y'all got jacked by Santa Claus? Day-Day : Yeah. Officer Hole : Black guy, wasn't it? Day-Day : No, this was a nigga that did this.

Cookie : Oh, I heard about him. He robbed a lady out in the parking lot last night, called her a "ho ho ho" and kept on running. Day-Day : Who the fuck are you? Craig Jones : Tasha, how do we look? Tasha : Like a couple of rent-a-cops. Day-Day : What about them rented titties? Day-Day : [to a trio of elderly carolers] Y'all are trying to use the lord to sell pussy on this corner. Girl Driver : I ain't never heard no policy like that. Day-Day : Well you never met a top-flight security nigga like me. Day-Day : I can't even do the James Brown in these pants.

Craig Jones : Good. I don't wanna see you do the James Brown. Day-Day : Man, we ain't never gonna get no pussy in these clothes. Day-Day : [to Elroy] Daddy, he gon' shoot yo ass!

All i want for christmas is two fat

Get up the damn wall! Day-Day : You oughta be nervous. You a black cop. Uncle Elroy : Where your flashlight at? Rent-a-cops supposed to have flashlights. You gotta shine some damn body. Craig Jones : We supposed to get handcuffs, flashlights, taser guns. Day-Day : German shepherds. Uncle Elroy : Y'all must ain't heard what happened to the last security guards they had 'round here. Craig Jones : You heard what happened to the last security guards. Day-Day : You didn't even hear what happened to the last security guards, so how da fuck is I'm gonna hear it?

Day-Day : [re: Craig] This my big-head ass cousin. You know, Bevo Lotti, got mo head than he got body. Craig Jones : Day-Day, we only security guards, okay? Ghetto security guards at that. Blue, none of that shit you watch. Day-Day : Something like that. Craig Jones : No, nothing like that. Day-Day : Man, What about the fine ass hos I had coming here. They said they were gonna fuck for a buck, do something strange for a little piece of change, and I know we're gonna make them Holler for a dollar. One of 'em said they'd suck my dick from the back.

I ain't never had that, ever happen to me, I'm trying to see what that be like. Badaba badaba ba. Day-Day : All I want is a fat bitch with a name belt that say "glitter" on it. Day-Day : [screaming] Y'all hear me blowing this whistle?

All i want for christmas is two fat

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All I want, Santa Claus, is two fat bitches and a bag of weed and two bags of chips to give to the fat bitches.