Black shoe diary

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Black shoe diary

Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free. The insulting antics of relentless enemy co-workers continue. Upon engaging my computer machine this morning, I found my screen saver had been changed from its usual picture of a placid Yellowstone sunset to a disquietingly crude image of late comedian Chris Farley from the movie poster for Beverly Hills Ninja.

Black shoe diary

The personal affronts I am accustomed to by this point, but this cinematic assault on the stealth art I cannot abide. A fat ninja?

Black shoe diary

I was incredulous. The office environment can be a dangerous battleground. Even for one steeped in the deadly craft of ninjutsu.

Black shoe diary

Kitchen policy states though in a slightly less eloquent manner : When one removes a cold bottled water from the refrigerator, one must immediately replace it with a room-temperature one from the supply closet, thus ensuring an ample inventory of cold, crisp refreshment for all. As would any honorable warrior, I obey at all times the rules put before me.

Yet, last week, receptionist Fran complained to office manager Ken that she had witnessed my transgression of this ordinance. Damn you, Fran. I wonder, too, if you will have the audacity to blame me for the now headless family photos affixed to the wall at your work station, cut with the razor-sharp precision only a well-tapered samurai sword can achieve.

Initially, I had considered the prospect of business travel as a potential perk to the sales job. After my first trip, however, I have discovered this assumption was erroneous. Intern Karen, who is responsible for booking all office travel accommodations, approached me two weeks before our scheduled appointment in Phoenix. I have battled entire armadas, but never a force as inhuman and unrelentingly evil as the Ramada. I had to call six times for extra towels, the air conditioning was broken, and the chair was horribly soft and uncomfortable—not at all similar to the rigid Black shoe diary I sleep in at home.

During lunchtime conversation with various co-workers, the subject of weaponry was broached. Needless to say, as a ninja, I felt rather ashamed at my ignorance. It is Friday, thank God. Normally, I would never consider such a thing. After this week, though, I am left with the unbearable urge to leave this place, and am thus deliberating a sneak of Black shoe diary own …. Monday, April 30 The insulting antics of relentless enemy co-workers continue. Out of curiosity, I rented the film. It had its moments. Tuesday, May 1 The office environment can be a dangerous battleground.

Something tells me no. Wednesday, May 2 Initially, I had considered the prospect of business travel as a potential perk to the sales job. Thursday, May 3 During lunchtime conversation with various co-workers, the subject of weaponry was broached.

Black shoe diary

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