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The Hamptons Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? They'll fight the traffic and the heat and the parking and the hot sand. Trying to get through the waves, and the ironic thing is the ocean doesn't even want us in there. That's what surfing is. Surfing is the ocean throwing us out of itself, you see?

We keep trying to paddle in, the ocean's saying, "No you don't. The undertow's like a really mean bouncer. Instead of throwin' you out, they take you in back and Seinfeld jane topless you up a little bit. How 'bout comin' in like 25 miles? Kramer: All right, get off at the next exit. Jerry: Kramer, I've driven to the Hamptons many times, I know the exit. Kramer: It's a great house, pool's something? Yeah, I'll be there. Jerry: To Elaine You sure we're makin' the right move?

Elaine: We gotta see the new baby anyway, at least we'll get a weekend in the Hamptons out of it. Jerry: Didn't they just have a baby? Elaine: That was two years ago, remember?

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You gotta see the Bay-Bee! Kramer: Hey Jerry, you ever wear silk underwear? Jerry: No. Kramer: Put that on the top of your list. Jerry: No, not for me. A little too delightful. Well, George and Jane should be almost there by now. Elaine: Oh, isn't that weird that George and Jane haven't had sex yet, but they're spending the weekend together? Jerry: I know, George is pretty pleased about it. It's like she ed a letter of intent. Elaine: When's Rachel comin' out? Jerry: She's makin' the three o'clock train.

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Elaine: Her father is so religious, I'm just amazed that he's letting you see her again after that Schindler's List make-out session. Jerry: I bought him some kishka. Kramer: What's that? Jerry: It's kind of a stuffed meat thing. Israeli soldiers carry it. In case they're captured behind enemy lines, they eat it and it kills them. George: I never tasted a cough medicine I didn't love. Jane: Me too. I love cough medicine. George: You see? We were made for each other.

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Thinking to himself It's amazing. If I reach out and touch her breast right not, she'd scream and throw me out of the car. But at this time tomorrow, I could touch it all I want. Jane: What's your favorite? George: Pertussin. Ever try it with club soda? Jane: No. George: Oh, very refreshing. Thinking again Sex is like ing a private club. I'll be the same me tomorrow, but suddenly, the no trespassing will be gone.

Jane: Are we almost there? George: Yeah, about ten, fifteen minutes. But I have to stop at a vegetable stand. Jane: What for? George: My mother loves Hampton tomatoes. She's nuts for Hampton tomatoes.

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Jane: Can you buy 'em later? I really wanna get some Kramer: Hey Jerry.

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Rub some lotion on my back. Jerry: Who are you, Mrs. Kramer: Come on, I'll rub some on yours. Jerry: No, that's no sweet'ning the deal. George: To Jane You know, when I was a kid, I once found a dollar and fifty cents in change on the bottom of the pool. Jane: No feeling in her voice You must've been excited. George: Yeah. Hey, you know, I gotta go get these tomatoes. You wanna go for a ride? Jane: I don't think Seinfeld jane topless. George: 'Kay. I'll uh, I'll see you later. Anybody want some tomatoes?

Jerry: No thanks. Kramer: No. George leaves for the tomatoes Jane: I'm gonna take a dip. She leaves for beach, Elaine enters with a shady hat on Jerry: And then there's Maude. She sits down next to Jerry Elaine: Look at my face, look at it. You see any lines? Jerry: No lines. Elaine: You know why? One word: shade. Jerry: So when're we gonna see this baby? When is the momentous event?

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Elaine: I don't know. They're takin' a nap or something. Kramer: I'm gonna go see if there are any girls on the beach. Elaine, you wanna come? Elaine: Sarcastic No thanks. I got plenty of girlfriends. Jerry: Looking toward beach Oh this is interesting. Elaine: What? Jerry: Jane's topless. They all look Kramer: Yo yo ma. Jerry: Boutros Boutros-Ghali. Elaine: Nice rack. Carol and Michael inside open back door Carol: Come on, you guys. You can come on and see the bay-bee! Jerry: Oh, in a minute, Carol. Kramer: We're gonna be right there. Jerry: This is weird wild stuff.

George hasn't even seen her yet.

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